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Re: Ispustanje crnog tanka na sidristu
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2010, 10:32:23 PM »
perolako!! nemoj ga koristit  :angel02
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Re: Ispustanje crnog tanka na sidristu
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2010, 10:38:11 PM »
Ma ja se tako i ponašam jer  to obavljam s krme kao svaki pravi morski čovik. happy0034 :angel02

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Re: Ispustanje crnog tanka na sidristu
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2010, 07:56:18 AM »
i kad voziš goste?  anim64 anim64
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Re: Ispustanje crnog tanka na sidristu
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2010, 08:19:38 AM »
A mogu i cure pustiti vodu preko bande ili na krmi stoječki.  anim35 Stvar funkcionira kako mi kažu.  happy0034


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Re: Ispustanje crnog tanka na sidristu
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2010, 08:51:19 AM »
Kad se prvi put popišam ( naravno uz osmjeh i objašnjenje kako time damama olakšavamo održavanje čistoće u plovilu) malo razmišljaju . zatim dasme same natjeraju svoje muževe na takav čin.. Muškarce to valjda vraća u onaj iskon( pišanje po rosnoj travi itd)pa im se to dopadne . Problem riješen. Sad je led probijen i o nuždi se već slobodnije razgovara. Tad damama pripomenem kako je dobro papir, kojim se brišu nakon što odžubore svoje, bace u najlon večicu umjesto u WC. Ma nema problema za goste ako se pravilno pristupi problemu i to pretvori i zabavu.

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Re: Ispustanje crnog tanka na sidristu
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2010, 08:55:25 AM »
Ma zamisli damu, naoružanu  s tim čudom u taicama, kako ide prema krmi da bi žuborila??! confuse0006 ch4 >:D

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Re: Ispustanje crnog tanka na sidristu
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2010, 09:04:11 AM »
Ma zamisli damu, naoružanu  s tim čudom u taicama, kako ide prema krmi da bi žuborila??! confuse0006 ch4 >:D
Zamisli tek kad se najdu dvi tri dame pa koja će dalje...lom...   anim19 guog98 
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Re: Ispustanje crnog tanka na sidristu
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2010, 04:16:44 PM »
Lom  Lomovaaa!!! gigzu89
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Re: Ispustanje crnog tanka na sidristu
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2010, 08:48:57 PM »
Napravio sam "sindikalno" jedrenje sa dečkima i curama iz posla. Malo miješano ali ne po parovima, da ne bu zbrke. I prvi dan svi se malo ustrucavamo i neko mora otvoriti sezonu pišanja preko krova. Najprije šok ali odmah nakon toga je atmosfera  malo relaksiranija. Kao skiper drugi dan demonstriram kako se rade "velike" stvari iz spojlera u vožnji. Opet šok ali ne za dugo. Treći dan tečaj za cijelu posadu kako se rade neke stvari u vodi na divljem sidrištu, gdje smo sami.... I da ne duljim, nakon sedam dana svi su stari pomorci, kako kaže Quarnery i brodski WC čist ko suza.

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Re: Ispustanje crnog tanka na sidristu
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2010, 10:02:01 AM »
Napravio sam "sindikalno" jedrenje sa dečkima i curama iz posla. Malo miješano ali ne po parovima, da ne bu zbrke. I prvi dan svi se malo ustrucavamo i neko mora otvoriti sezonu pišanja preko krova. Najprije šok ali odmah nakon toga je atmosfera  malo relaksiranija. Kao skiper drugi dan demonstriram kako se rade "velike" stvari iz spojlera u vožnji. Opet šok ali ne za dugo. Treći dan tečaj za cijelu posadu kako se rade neke stvari u vodi na divljem sidrištu, gdje smo sami.... I da ne duljim, nakon sedam dana svi su stari pomorci, kako kaže Quarnery i brodski WC čist ko suza.

pravi morski vuk  anim59